Greetings, Salutations and Hallucinations

Welcome to The Cardboard Tubes website. We're a Detroit area comedy band, offering original songs, spoken word pieces and instrumentals, as well as parodies and covers.

Our unique and edgy first CD album,

Old Enough to Know Better,

has been released.

For more information, click the button below.

Lyrics Are Available On This Site

Lyrics of the 15 original Cardboard Tubes songs and spoken word pieces appearing on our first CD album, Old Enough to Know Better, are available on this website. These songs and spoken word pieces are:

President Grab Them By The Pussy

The Train That Was Hijacked to Cuba

Thank God for the Atheists

Lonesome Fields

Bullshit

Captains

Go With The Flow

The Chickens Are Coming Home to Roost

Let The Snow Fall

Cardboard Bus

A Message to Trump Supporters

The Triumph of Omelet, Prince King of Denmark

My Biggest Mistake

It Crawled Out of the Box

Derelict

To check out these lyrics, click the button below.

The Cardboard Tubes consists of Dave Hornstein (left) and Craig Schenk a/k/a Schenkenstein Monster (right)

The Cardboard Tubes made our radio debut on July 22, 2022, when our song Go With the Flow was played on The Don Was Motor City Playlist. In the Detroit area, it was broadcast on WDET-FM 101.9. It was livestreamed from anywhere at Listen Live - WDET 101.9 FM.

To check out the video of our original song about Donald Trump, President Grab Them By The Pussy, click the button below.

Cardboard Tubes will feature President Grab Them By The Pussy and the Schenkenstein Monster Theme Song on February 2

The Cardboard Tubes will be at the New Way Bar in Ferndale on Monday, Febuary 2 around 9 p.m., when we will once again present our popular and original anti-Trump anthem, President Grab Them By The Pussy. It will be followed by our parody of the Beatles song, Paperback Writer, honoring one of our members with the

Schenkenstein Monster Theme Song.

For more details, click the button below.

To Dream of Cardboard Dreams: The Story of the Cardboard Tubes

Now Available Online

The Cardboard Tubes are the subject of a video by director Joseph Naman of Paradizo films. It can be found at:

https://youtu.be/FG0sxyiQgzA?si=ooiqcLX0TM5IDGAP